*forgets what im talking about halfway through a sentence*
literally all I do is daydream about impossible scenarios
I’m sick of magical worlds with no technology. I want fairy run coffee shops where you can get a latte with a shot of charisma, because you’ve got a big presentation you’re worried about, or witches working at Apple selling phones that automatically appear in your pocket if you accidentally leave it somewhere, or psychics running hair salons who always know how you want your hair to look, or aura reader therapists. I just really want normalized magic in modern society
This is not my beautiful house
This is not my beautiful wife
now that im in the space mood i’d like to remind each and every one of you that NASA drew a dick on mars. we drew a dick on another planet. that is mankind’s legacy.
THIS IS AN ACTUAL PHOTO OF THE SURFACE OF MARS. PLEASE NEVER FORGET THIS.
Highly emotional photo of a skeleton soldier on the battlefield, exhausted, from fighting off so many fuckboys
The Skeleton War takes its toll on us all
tired and weary bones
When will this damn war end? This poor soldier has probably watched all his loved ones get taken down by the fuckboys. Sure those victories are sweet at first, but at what cost? At what cost?!
my mama always taught us to do this 👌
I’m reblogging this because this could actually save someone one day.
FUCK GHOSTS MAN
You sing along to Panic At The Disco or you hop out of my car and walk
by Fall Out Boy
if you don’t understand why this is funny, I don’t think I can explain it to you.
by Panic! At The Disco
- using malfunctioning equipment
- not wearing a hard-hat in the proper zones
- leaving the coffee pot on
- exposed wires
- not knowing the locations of the fire exits
- blowtorch juggling
my grandma just walked up behind me and went “oh haha is that your korra cartoon”